Eid Greetings SMS in Urdu

اسلام و علیکم

آپ سب کو عید کی ڈھیروں خوشیاں مبارک هو
خدا هم سب کو همیشه خوش اور آباد رکھے. آمین

Funny SMS- مزاحیہ ایس ایم ایس

Balochi: Hamaray regastan me awaz maro "Khush Amdeed" tu wapis awaz aati hai "Amdeed" "Amdeed"

Pathan: Hamare paharon me "I Love u" bolo to awaz ati hay "Love u", "Love u"

Punjabi: Aye keri gall a, saade pind which awaz maro

"Ter maa nu..." te wapis awaz andi ae

"Teri pen nu..."

"Teri nikki nu..."

"Teri wuddi nu..."

Funny SMS- مزاحیہ ایس ایم ایس

Altaf Hussain 1 School visit kurnay Gaya.

1 Class me Aa kay bola: Bucho!

Koi Sawal pochna he to pochen!

Puppu Bola! Mere 3 Sawal hain.

1- Aap Pakistan khoun nahain jate?

2- Kiya MQM syasi jamat hai?

3- MQM election kase jetti hai?

Es say pehlay kay Altaf Hussain Jawab deta Half time kee bell buj gai?

After Half time Bublu khara Hokur Bola:

Sir meray 5 sawal hain:

3 Sawal to wohi hain jo Puppu ne poche thai

4- Half time kee bell 20 minutes pehlay kasiey buj gai?

aur Akhari sawal

Puppu kahan hain?

Motivational SMS

Hard work is like stairs and luck is like lift...

Sometimes , lift may fail due to other factors, but stairs will always take you to the top.

Motivational SMS

I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires,

Rather than attempting to satisfy them...

SMS

Treat everyone with Politeness,

Even those who are rude to you,

Not because they are not nice,

But..

Because you are nice...!

Funny SMS- مزاحیہ ایس ایم ایس

You know why women starts with "W"

Because all questions starts start with "W"

Who?

Why?

When?

What?

Which?

Whom?

Where?

So woman means full time Questions.