Funny SMS- مزاحیہ ایس ایم ایس

Balochi: Hamaray regastan me awaz maro "Khush Amdeed" tu wapis awaz aati hai "Amdeed" "Amdeed"

Pathan: Hamare paharon me "I Love u" bolo to awaz ati hay "Love u", "Love u"

Punjabi: Aye keri gall a, saade pind which awaz maro

"Ter maa nu..." te wapis awaz andi ae

"Teri pen nu..."

"Teri nikki nu..."

"Teri wuddi nu..."

Funny SMS- مزاحیہ ایس ایم ایس

Altaf Hussain 1 School visit kurnay Gaya.

1 Class me Aa kay bola: Bucho!

Koi Sawal pochna he to pochen!

Puppu Bola! Mere 3 Sawal hain.

1- Aap Pakistan khoun nahain jate?

2- Kiya MQM syasi jamat hai?

3- MQM election kase jetti hai?

Es say pehlay kay Altaf Hussain Jawab deta Half time kee bell buj gai?

After Half time Bublu khara Hokur Bola:

Sir meray 5 sawal hain:

3 Sawal to wohi hain jo Puppu ne poche thai

4- Half time kee bell 20 minutes pehlay kasiey buj gai?

aur Akhari sawal

Puppu kahan hain?