Sometimes , lift may fail due to other factors, but stairs will always take you to the top.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Motivational SMS
I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires,
Rather than attempting to satisfy them...
SMS
Treat everyone with Politeness,
Even those who are rude to you,
Not because they are not nice,
But..
Because you are nice...!
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Funny SMS- مزاحیہ ایس ایم ایس
You know why women starts with "W"
Because all questions starts start with "W"
Who?
Why?
When?
What?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
So woman means full time Questions.
Romantic SMS
A Relationship should have Determination and Purification like a mirror which never loses its ability to reflect even if broken into 1000 pieces.
dua
مجھے زندگی میں قدم قدم پہ تیری رضا کی تلاش ہے - تیرے عشق میں اے میرے خدا مجھے انتہا کی تلاش ہے ...
میں گناہوں میں ہوں گھرا ہوا میں زمین پہ ہوں گرا ہوا - جو مجھے گناہ سے نجات دے، مجھ اس دوا کی تلاش ہے ...
میں نے جو کیا برا کیا، میں نے خود کو خود ہے تباہ کیا - جو تجھے پسند ہو میرا رب مجھے اس ادا کی تلاش ہے ...
تیرے در پی ہی میرا سر جھکے مجھے اور کچھ نہیں چاہیے - مجھے سب سے کر دے جو بھی نیاز مجھے اس انا کی تلاش ہے ...
Funny SMS- مزاحیہ ایس ایم ایس
Question Paper in year 2020
- Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.
- How does sugar taste? Explain in your own words.
- Draw a neat and labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.
- In ancient times, what was Petrol used for? Support your answer with examples.
- Which parts of Pakistan are not yet sold to US?
Funny SMS
سردار کے بوس نے اسے نوکری سے نکل دیا - سردار روز اس کے گھر کے سامنے پوٹی کر آتا.
دوست: یہ کیا حرکت کرتے ہو -
سردار: اس کو بتانا چاہتا ہوں کے اس کے نوکری نکالنے سے میں بھوکھا نہیں مر رہا -
Funny SMS- مزاحیہ ایس ایم ایس
Sardar jee nay aik job kay liye apply kiya, Jawab aya to khushi me 1 Grand party de di.
Dostono ne fermaish ki k appointment letter dikhao.
Sardar: aey English ich aey mei tuhanu tarjma ker k dasda haan.
"Dear Banta sing you do not meet"-Piyare Banta Sing jee, tussi te sanu milday he nahin.
"Our requirement" - Sadi zaroorat ho tussi
"No further correspondence" hun hor chitti di lore nahi, jalid aa jao
"will be entertained" Tawadi bohut khatir kitti javay gee.
Funny SMS- مزاحیہ ایس ایم ایس
A man goes into a bank with a gun and demands money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and ask:
Did you see my rob this bank?
The Man replied: Yes Sir, I did.
The Robber shot him instantly.
The Robber then turned to a couple standing next to dead body and asked the man:
Did you see me rob this bank?
The Man replied:
No Sir, I did not, but my wife did.
Moral: When opportunity knocks, make a use of it.
Funny SMS- مزاحیہ ایس ایم ایس
A popular motivational speaker said:
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of of a woman who was not my wife!"
The audiance was in silence and shock: The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and Applause!
A top manager trained by him tried to copy this at home after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner:
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
Standing there for 20 sec trying to recall the second half of the joke, he finally blurted out: "and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed, nurses recovering from burns of boiling water..
Moral of the Story: Don't copy if you can't Paste
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of of a woman who was not my wife!"
The audiance was in silence and shock: The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and Applause!
A top manager trained by him tried to copy this at home after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner:
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
Standing there for 20 sec trying to recall the second half of the joke, he finally blurted out: "and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed, nurses recovering from burns of boiling water..
Moral of the Story: Don't copy if you can't Paste
Monday, October 12, 2009
Eid SMS
A Beautiful life doesn't just happen. It's built daily - In Prayers, Humility, Sacrifice and Love. Wish you and your family a VERY HAPPY EID MUBARAK
Eid SMS
It is my hearties desire that these charming. Gracious & Auspicious moments come to your life again and again. Eid Greetings to you and your family.
شاعری ایس ایم ایس - Poetry SMS
درد کی دیوار پر فریاد کیا کرتے ہیں
ہر رات تنہائی کو آباد کیا کرتے ہیں
اے خدا انھیں ضرور خوش رکھنا
جنہیں ہم ہر لمحہ یاد کیا کرتے ہیں
پنجابی ایس ایم ایس - Punjabi SMS
ویکھ بندیا !!! آسمان تے اڈے پنچھی ... ویکھ تے سہی کی کردے نے - نہ کردے رزق ذخیرہ ... نہ بھکے مردے نے - کدی کسی نے پنکھ پخیروں ، بھکے مردے ویکھے نے ؟ بندے ہی کردے رزق ذخیرہ ... بندے ہی بھکے مردے نے - بابا بھلے شاہ
Funny SMS- مزاحیہ ایس ایم ایس
دادا اور دادی نے اپنی جوانی کے دنوں کو پھر سے یاد کر کے منانے کا سوچا، انہونے فیصلہ کیا کہ ہم پھر دریا کنارے ملیں گئے. دادا صبح جلدی اٹھ کر تیار ہو کے- گللاب لے کر کنارے پونھچا - بہت دیر ہو گئی دادی نہیں آئ- ووہ غصہ میں گھر آیا اور پھول پھینکتے ہوے بولا - تم آئ کیوں نہیں - دادی شرماتی ہوئی بولی ممی نے جانے نہیں دیا
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